Musibat abhi tali nahi hai

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.